I swear to all that is Holy or Hellspawn, I am turning into the Tenth Doctor!!!

If anyone watches this regeneration faithfully as I do then you know that he has licks things...<.< ... >.>  a lot.
I have found myself doing exactly the same thing.

Like Just now. As in this Current moment. Right Now.
My Dad is asleep next to me. Dead asleep. He likes to stretch out. He just decided to stretch his leg . . . right into my face. His leg went up and over my computer. Proceeded to poke me in the eye. And Then land on my keyboard. I stopped. I stared at this offending appendage. And Stared. And Stared. And as I stared I had the urge to lick his foot. His nasty ass foot. JUST like Ten does with some nasty ass shit.

And as I admitted this urge to my Brother he told me, and I quote "We should all strive Not to get caught! Especially when being shot at!"
Words to live by, straight from my brother's questionable wisedom. . . . . Take what you will from it.